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Kurt's Quotes

Then He Said... This section of BAMF! lets you read through a list of your favorite quotes by everyone's favorite fuzzy blue elf. I hope you enjoy it!

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x "There is a sign for everything."
-- Nightcrawler (X2 - X-Men United)
:: submitted by

x "People will never know beyond what they see with their own two eyes."
-- Nightcrawler (X2: X- Men United)
:: submitted by Lady

x "Hand over your beautiful venches, Captain Eagle...or face the wrath of the Dread Pirate Bluetail!"
-- Nightcrawler (Ultimate X-Men #50)
:: submitted by Gemma

x "Storm: Sometimes anger can help you survive. Kurt: Yes but so can faith"
-- Storm and Nightcrawler (X2 - X-Men United)
:: submitted by

x "The lord is my shepherd. I shall not want. He maketh me to lie down in green pastures. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of the death, I will fear no evil, for thou art with me."
-- Kurt, after Jean Grey's apparent death. (X2 - X-Men United)

x "Please don't kill me, I didn't mean to harm anyone."
-- Nightcrawler to Storm (X2 - X-Men United)

x "My name is Kurt Wagner. But in the Munich circus, I was known as The Incredible Nightcrawler! "
-- Nightcrawler (X2 - X-Men United)

x "Colosus: Kurt? Nightcrawler: Ja? Colosus: Your foot? Nightcrawler: Ja? Colosus: Please remove it from my spleen."
-- Colosus and Nightcrawler (Uncanny X-Men (the Magneto war))

x "No, you listen! There's a sound I want you to hear! And it's...-Bamf! "
-- Kurt-Middleverse
:: submitted by deepesh

x "Aye carumba. Bet you thought I was going to say something cute in German, didn't you?"
-- Kurt (Uncanny X-Men 410)

x "Kitty: Kurt Can't you just port us to the ground? Kurt: Oh yeah, that's a great idea! See here's the plane and here's us ::makes motions with his hands:: Bumpity, bumpity, bumpity SPLAT!"
-- Kitty and Kurt (Evolution/ Grim Reminder)
:: submitted by CloudxinxCrimson

x "Outside of the circus most people were afraid of me, but I didn't hate them, I pitied them. Do you know why?"
-- Nightcrawler to Storm (X2 - X-men United)
:: submitted by

x "Take that Spider-Man, any wall you can climb I can climb twice as better!"
-- Nightcrawler (Uncanny X-Men (around the 150th issue))
:: submitted by

x "Forge: Are you sure this will work? Kurt: No"
-- Nightcrawler speaking to Forge (Middleverse)
:: submitted by

x "Honestly, I'm just a harmless fuzzball"
-- Nightcrawler to Forge (Middleverse)
:: submitted by

x "Cyclops: Looks like it's open season on mutants again. how do you feel, nightcrawler? Nightcrawler: Black and blue all over. but i'm that, anyway."
-- Cyclops and Nightcrawler

x "Scott: ...And Nightcrawler and Marvel Girl are staying here in Harlem for the uptown detail.
Jean: Are we seriously still going with 'Marvel Girl'? I outgrew that handle two bra sizes ago.
Kurt: At least you are not named after a worm, fraulein."
-- Scott, Jean, and Kurt (Ultimate X-Men)

x "Banshee: Is everyone--
Nighty: Cold and wet, Banshee,thank you for asking. But why is it that every time we ride in something mechanical, it crashes!?"
-- Banshee and Nighty after crashing by Moira's island and swimming to shore (Uncanny X-Men 104)
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x "Our father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name, thy kingdom come, thy will be done on earth...as it is in heaven"
-- Nightcrawler (X2 - X-Men United)
:: submitted by Melanie

x "Nightcrawler: My name is Kurt Wagner, but in the Munich circus...
Wolverine: aw, save it!"
-- Nightcrawler and Wolverine (X2 - X-Men United)
:: submitted by Melanie

x "Betsy: We preach integration Kurt, yet look how we live. It's like in a cloistered monastery.
Kurt: And there's a reason which you know full well . . . Like it or not we aren't ordinary people. We don't live ordinary lives."
-- Betsy and Kurt (Uncanny X-men 460)
:: submitted by

x "And now, ladies and gentlemen, for my best Spider-man impersonation"
-- Nightcrawler (Nightcrawler: The Devil Inside, issue 1)

x "Jean: Aw, I grew out of that name two sizes ago.br Nightcrawler: At least you frulien, are not named after a worm."
-- Jean Grey and Nightcrawler (Uncanny X-Men ish 48)
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x "So much shooting, such fear, then there was only pain. I could see myself doing it, but I couldn't. (looks over at the statue of Jesus) perhaps he is testing me."
-- Nightcrawler (X2 - X-Men United)
:: submitted by Melanie

x "Reporter: Well, you look like some kind of devil. Are you a devil?
Kurt: Only to pretty girls on our third date."
-- Kurt and a reporter (X-Men Unlimited #49 )
:: submitted by Gemma

x "Kurt: Blast! It's cold. You better have central heating laid in, mom...
Mystique: Good grief. I go to the length of finding a father for you who carried fur in his genes and still you moan!"
-- Kurt and Mystique (Age of Apocalypse X-Calibre #3)
:: submitted by Gemma

x "Hey, don't doubt the Fuzzy One!"
-- Kurt to Scott (X-Men Evolution (Shadowdance))
:: submitted by TheFuzzyOne

x "That darn paper boy, it is nearly six and still no paper - *GASP* Acolytes! Whatever is a defenseless, fuzzy elf like moi to do?"
-- Kut Wagner (Excalibur V1 #71, Fatal Attractions)
:: submitted by

x "I don't see why you two are so nervous. This is my kind of neighborhood! Lots of shadows and lots of things to climb on!"
-- Kurt (Uncanny X-men#130)
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x "Uh oh, he brought a friend. - Shadowcat: Sabertooth, but their like mortal enemies. - Nightcrawler: Yeah, ours. "
-- Nightcrawler and Kitty (X-men Evolution )

x "Blue boy to tracker 1..can you read me? The pigeons are leaving the roost. - Scott: Kurt I'm right here. Why are you talking like that? "
-- Kurt and Scott (X-men Evolution (Walk on the Wild Side))

x "Hi. I have to know, are you insane?"
-- Nightcrawler to Tabitha (X-men Evolution )

x "There's a crazy person flying the plane! You call that safe? We've got to get out of here! "
-- Kurt to kitty (X-men Evolution )

x "Wanda: (Catches Kurt trying to take the stone Mystique) You picked the wrong house X-Man! Kurt: But she's my... mother. "
-- Kurt and Wanda (X-men Evolution )

x "Man that hommies lingo is whack."
-- Nightcrawler about Forge (X-men Evolution )

x "(As Kitty phases through him) Do you mind? You're invading my personal space! "
-- Kurt to Kitty (X-men evolution)

x "Kurt: You don't like 'Shadowcat'
Kitty: No, I'm just curious......"
-- Nightcrawler & Kitty  (X-Men Evolution (comic book))
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x "Boy: Dude, you are so cool looking. Kurt: Why yes, I know, but thank you."
-- Boy and Kurt (after Kurt rescues boy) (Uncanny X-Men )
:: submitted by The Evil Kookaburra

x "Oops. Heh heh sorry. Next time I'll honk before I 'port."
-- Kurt to Kitty (x-men evolution)

x "You pulled my tail man!"
-- Kurt to Scott (x-men evolution)

x "Touch me and you'll find yourself transported two miles into the woods! -
Sabertooth: Then that's where you'll drop! "
-- Kurt to Sabertooth (x-men evolution)

x "Ah.. He loves us (about Wolverine)... - Cyclops: Uhh.. yea... big time.."
-- Kurt to Scott (x-men evolution)

x "I mean it, Rogue. Whatever you're going through, I'm here for you, okay? "
-- Kurt to Rogue (X-men evolution)

x "Ach, She's fully not into the fuzzy dude."
-- Kurt about Kitty (x-men evolution)

x "Heh! We showed him. We are the X-Men!"
-- Kurt about Sabertooth (x-men evolution)

x "As you say in America, Neener, neener, neener! "
-- Nightcrawler to Toad (x-men evolution)

x "kurt---....can't believe they left for school without us.kitty--that's all right kurt.the walk is nice.....did you finish your essay kurt? kurt--er,no.not quite."
-- kurt walking with kitty on the way to school. (x-men:evolution--antiblue)
:: submitted by super nightcrawler fan

x "kurt--i'm really sorry guys. evan--you should be! jean--okay,evan,that's enough,kurt tried his best,and tht's what counts.... evan--hey,who died and made you team captain, jean? "
-- kurt,evan,jean (x-men:evolution-- beast of burden)
:: submitted by super nightcrawler fan

x "If I had a normal life I'd quite cheerfully go mad and fall over right now"
-- Kurt (excalibur #103)
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x "Woolvie: Strap on elf, no way do i look this silly solo. Kurt: i think its cute. Woolvie: you think too flaming much"
-- Nightcrawler (uncanny xmen #447)
:: submitted by beth

x "Cyclops: So, Nightcrawler. Do you have any special abilities, which brought you here? Nightcrawler (after porting to the far corner of the room): Maybe..."
-- Cyclops (and Jean) and Nightcrawler (X-Men Evolution)
:: submitted by Nefrit

x "Toad: And who are you, freak? Nightcrawler: Zha name ist Nightcrawler. And at least I don't stink like unwashed leider-hosen..."
-- Toad and Nightcrawler (X-Men Evolution)
:: submitted by Nefrit

x "......but i haven't hidden any sword? "
-- Nightcrawler (Nightcrawler: The Winding Way)
:: submitted by Nightcrawler Fangirl

x "I was like you once. Alone. Unsure of what I was. Afraid to show my face. (runs his hand through his hair) Can you believe it?"
-- Nightcrawler to Rouge (Rouge Recuit)
:: submitted by

x "Storm: Can you teleport inside?
Kurt: No. I have to be able to see where I am going, otherwise I could wind up inside a wall. "
-- Storm & Kurt (X-Men 2)
:: submitted by

x "Nightcrawler: Perhaps your right. I've had a pretty easy life so far, I guess--not at all like you. For example, I never had to worry about optic beams, I've only been blue and furry since I was born!
Cyclops: You trying to be funny?
Nightcrawler: Merely making a point. We are what we are Scott--wishing won't change a blessed thing. Nor will feeling sorry for yourself. I learned very early on that I must either accept what I am, or go mad. And though I am now occansionally crazy, I am not mad. If you keep tearing your guts apart every time you think the world's shafted you, my friend, you'll destroy not only yourself, but those who love you."
-- Nightcrawler and Cyclops (Uncanny X-Men)
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x "KURT: So, uh, exactly how far does this 'middleverse' extend to?
FORGE: Stops right outside the girl's locker rooms. Isn't that a burn?"
-- Nightcrawler and Forge (X-Men: Evolution, Middleverse)
:: submitted by Cindella

x "as you say in america neener neener neener!"
-- nightcralwer (x-men evolution episode 1)
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x "kurt: stephen....i can't .
stephen: promise me brother.
kurt: i...all right i promise."
-- kurt & stephen (nightcrawler the winding way)
:: submitted by super nightcrawler fan

x "Kitty: Ewww! Professor!! Kurt is like totally getting fur in the pool!!
Kurt: I am NOT!"
-- Kurt (Nightcrawler) & Kitty (Shadowcat) (X-men evolution: Speed & Spyke)
:: submitted by

x "And now, ladies and gentlemen, for my best spider-man impersonation..."
-- Nightcrawler (Nightcrawler, issue #1)
:: submitted by Mikaela

x "Amanda- How was your trip?For a teleporter it must be--
Kurt- It was fine. Traveling between dimensions always leaves me feeling... a bit queasy."
-- Kurt and Amanda (Nightcrawler: The Devil Inside part two )
:: submitted by Mikaela

x "nightcrawler: chicks dig the fuzzy dude, right kitty."
-- nightcrawler (x-men evolution.)
:: submitted by ERIKA S VIAPIANO

x "Kitty - Professer! Kurt's getting fur in the pool!
Kurt - I am not!"
-- Kitty, Kurt. (X-Men Evolution)
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x "Boom Boom?! You placed my life in the hands of a maniac?! *Boom Boom comes in for the rescue* I'm going to die."
-- Nightcrawler (X-Men Evolution)
:: submitted by Anon

x "Figures--we get away from the Hellfire Club with our skins intact, only to get trashed by one of our own! OI-FLIPPING-VEY!"
-- Nightcrawler (X-Men - The Dark Phoenix Saga)
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x IceMan: "Nightcrawler jump me inside.
Nightcrawler: "Robert I....I vill need a better sightline to safely teleport from one place to....."
Iceman: "Do it or I freeze your pointy ears off."
-- Nightcrawler & Iceman (X-Men Evolution)
:: submitted by Anon

x Princible Kelly - "Mark my words, I will do anything to get rid of you mutants, You will regret this!!" *Kelly leaves*
Kurt - "Well! I'm not voting for HIM!"
-- Kurt, Scott and Princible Kelly (X-Men Evolution)
:: submitted by Kate

    
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